Question: Why is divorce so expensive?

Answer: Because it’s worth it.

Question: What’s the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, “How much is that new Barbie in the window?

” The Manager replied, “Which one?

We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95, Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Nightclub for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $375.00.” “Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?

!?

“, Ralph asked surprised. The Manager replies, “Well, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s House, Ken’s boat, Ken’s dog, Ken’s cat and Ken’s furniture.”