Do you know the 20th President of the United States ?

No, we were never introduced !

How did Columbus’s men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did !What was that ?

Went down in history !

I’m learning ancient history ?

So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ?

His wife !

My teacher reminds me of history She’s always repeating herself !

Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?

A: In his sleevies!

Teacher: “What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?

” Student: “Baseballs.” Teacher: “Baseballs?

” Student: “Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!”

The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.How many galleons did the get to the mile !

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !