Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.
Republicans first began thinking…
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Republicans always take the pric…
Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts … and reposition them to make sure they are seen.
Republican parents have no probl…
Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls.
Reports are coming in of an elep…
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.
Retired colonel, talking of the …
Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear?
His grandson’s teacher: No, but I’ve been fishing in shorts.
Resolving to surprise her husban…
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stops by his office. As she walks in unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his lap. Without hesitating, he begins to dictated a letter… “And in conclusion gentlemen, budget cut or not, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.
Resolving to surprise her husban…
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stops by his office. As she walks in unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his lap. Without hesitating, he begins to dictated a letter… “And in conclusion gentlemen, budget cut or not, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.
Republicans spends hundreds of d…
Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays. Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people’s lights.
Republicans see nothing wrong wi…
Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play “Cowboys and Indians.” Democrats don’t either, as long as the Indians win.
Republicans say “Merry Christmas…
Republicans say “Merry Christmas!” Democrats say “Happy Holidays!”