Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?
Pupil: I’d be too polite to mention it !
Teacher: What a glum face, what …
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Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re l…
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It’s my bus – it’s always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it’s late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
Teacher: This note from your fat…
Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?
Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !
Teacher: This is the third time …
Teacher: This is the third time I’ve had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?
Pupil: Thank heavens it’s Friday!
Teacher: This is the third time …
Teacher: This is the third time I’ve had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?
Pupil: Thank heavens it’s Friday !
Teacher: That’s the stupidest bo…
Teacher: That’s the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That’s my son. Teacher: Oh! I’m so sorry. Mother: You’re sorry?
Teacher: That’s quite a cough yo…
Teacher: That’s quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don’t know teacher. What will you give me?
Teacher: That’s quite a cough yo…
Teacher: That’s quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?
Pupil: I don’t know teacher. What will you give me ?
Teacher: Shall I put the school …
Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?
Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you’re wearing looks fine.
Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?…
Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?
Pupil: What does it spell then !