Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows!
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Teacher: Look at the state of th…
Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then it will crack and we won’t be able to use it at all.
Teacher: Johnny, you know you ca…
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can’t sleep in my class.Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1…
TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?
Stella: That’s what I say, what’s the difference`?
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily popu…
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?
Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!Pupil: A reindeerTeacher: Good, now name another.Class: Another reindeer!
Teacher: In what part of the wor…
Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?
Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that ?
Pupil: That’s where the atlas says the population is most dense !
Teacher: In music, if “f” means …
Teacher: In music, if “f” means “forte”, what does “ff” mean ?
Pupil: Eighty
Teacher: In 1940, what were the …
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !
Teacher: If you spend all your t…
Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you’ll be fat and useless when you grow up.Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!
Teacher: What are the four eleme…
Teacher: What are the four elements?
Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.Teacher: What do you mean the Internet?
Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I’m on the Net, I’m in my element.