Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?

Jackie: Nine.Teacher: That’s not right, you’d have eight.Jackie: No, Teacher, I’d have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?

Pupil: That’s not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

Teacher: I’ll call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad won’t like that.Teacher: Why is that?

Pupil: He doesn’t like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

Teacher: I’d like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !

Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attentionPupil: I’m paying as little as I can !

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !

Teacher: Name two pronouns ?

Pupil: Who ?

, me ?