Teacher: What’s this a picture of ?
Class: Don’t know, Miss.Teacher: It’s a kangaroo.Class: What’s a kangaroo, miss ?
Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.Smallest boy: Wow, my sister’s married one of them
Teacher: What’s the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil: Smiles – because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Teacher: What’s the definition of a Polygamist?
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Teacher: What’s big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?
Pupil: The school bus!
Teacher: What’s a robin?
Fred: A bird that steals, ma’am.
Teacher: What’s 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: That’s goodPupil: Good ?
, that’s perfect !
Teacher: What’s 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4Teacher: That’s good.Pupil: Good?
, that’s perfect!
Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?
About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
Teacher: What is the formula for water ?
George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ?
George: Sure, you said H to O !
Teacher: What is can’t short for ?
Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is don’t short for Pupil: Doughnut !