Teacher: You copies from Fred’s exam paper didn’t you?
Pupil: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred’s paper says “I don’t know” and you have put “Me, neither”!
Teacher: You copies from Fred’s …
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The accountant had just read the…
The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, “Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?
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The 75 year old man and his youn…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man’soldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceousblonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace,the friend asked “How in the hell did YOU land a wifelike that?
” The old man whispered back, “Easy. I told her I was 90!”
That tornado damage your cow bar…
That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno. Haven’t found the durn thing yet!
That bull you sold me is a lazy …
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!
That boy is so dirty, the only t…
That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.
Terry and Debbie were camping wi…
Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.’How far is it to town?
‘ Terry wanted to know.’Six miles,’ said Debbie.’That’s too far to walk,’ Terry replied.’It’s not too bad,’ Debbie said. ‘We can each walk three miles!’
Teller: Why did the blonde move …
Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.?
Blonde: I don’t know. Why?
Teller: It was easier to spell.Blonde: Easier than what?
Telephone Problems by Ron Number…
Telephone Problems by Ron Number
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I’…
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I’m a college man.Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.