The Garlic Eater by I Malone
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The garbage men were just about …
The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes.’Am I too late for the garbage ?
‘ she called.’No,’ replied one of the men, ‘jump right in !’
The front door was accidentally …
The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neigbourhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopoed beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen our dog. “You mean the one following your car?
” they asked.
The frightened tourist: “Are the…
The frightened tourist: “Are there any bats in this cave?
“The guide: “There were, but don’t worry, the snakes ate all of them.”
The four food groups: Fast, Froz…
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
The food in our school canteen i…
The food in our school canteen is perfect.If your a bug!
The following conversation took …
The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper.”Steve,” his wife said, while reading the newspaper, “it looks like our government is going to cut overhead and trim down the military forces. They are going to eliminate six overaged destroyers.”To which the husband replies, “Sorry to hear that, dear. I’m sure you’ll miss your mother being gone.”
The Insurmountable problem by Ma…
The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback
The Insomniac by Eliza Wake…
The Insomniac by Eliza Wake
The Indians asked their Chief in…
The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, “Is this winter to be cold?
“The man on the phone responded, “This winter was going to be quite cold indeed.” So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared.A week later he called the National Weather Service again, “Is it going to be a VERY cold winter?
“”Yes”, the man replied, “it’s going to be a very cold winter.”So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: “Are you absol utely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?
“”Absolutely” the man replies, “the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!”