There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Bearded Barbie …complete with tweezers

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Battering Ram Barbie …Barbie’s head on the end of a battering ram

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer …an excellent Holiday gift idea

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Barbie Brain in a Jar …an empty jar

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Banzai Barbie …a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Banjo Barbie …complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Avalanche Barbie …buried in 16 feet of snow

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Circus Clown Barbie …complete with scary face paint and scary wig

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Chernobyl Barbie …glows in the dark

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Chain Smoker Barbie …with Surgeon General’s warning on box