There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Joan of Arc Barbie …comes with stake, kindling, and matches

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Hunchback Barbie …pull the string and she cries, “Sanctuary! Sanctuary!”

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Human Cannonball Barbie …complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – House Wife Barbie …dressed in ratty, old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Homeless Barbie …complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Mafia Victim Barbie …feet set in cement–she really sinks!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Lumberjack Barbie …sleeps all night, works all day

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Lion Tamer Barbie …lion is included; Barbie’s head is not

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – LAPD Barbie …comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Kleptomaniac Barbie …doll with suction cup hands