There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Mick Jagger Barbie …Mick with Barbie’s head…but Mick’s lips

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Medusa Barbie …Barbie with snakes for hair

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Marsha Clark Barbie …with a bad haircut and a bad attitude

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Marie Antionette Barbie …with removable head; guillotine included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Manic-Depressive Barbie …with a set of Oriental throwing knives

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Princess Leia Barbie …Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Power Ranger Barbie …with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Picasso Barbie …everything’s in the wrong place

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Mutant Barbie …Professor Xavier’s daughter: bald as a billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Mortal Kombat Barbie …includes more blood than you can even imagine