There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Militant Femminist Barbie …with an assault rifle

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Microsoft Barbie …Barbie doll with Bill Gates’ head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – T2 Barbie …a study in silver

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Sumo Barbie …comes with thong

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Steamroller Barbie …doll squashed flat

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Siamese Twins Barbie …complete with surgical instruments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Shock Therapy Barbie …car battery and wires included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Safari Barbie …with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Roadkill Barbie …unrecognizable

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Rastafarian Barbie …she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!