Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. “What’s wrong?

“The depressed one replied, “I’ve been married four times and everyone of my husbands has passed away.”The other lady asked, “What did they used to do?

“The depressed lady replied, “Well, my first husband was a millionaire, the second was a magician, the third was an evangelist, and the fourth was a mortician.”And the other said, “Oh, one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.”

Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to get into every sand trap, lake, andrough on the course, and they didn’t bother towave the men on through, which is proper golfetiquette.After two hours of waiting and waiting, one mansaid, “I think I’ll walk up there and ask thosegals to let us play through.” He walked out tothe fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped,turned around and came back, explaining, “I can’tdo it. One of those women is my wife and the otheris my mistress. Maybe you’d better go talk to them.”The second man walked toward the ladies, go halfwaythere and, just as his partner had done, stopped,turned around and walked back.He smiled sheepishly and said, “Small World!”