Two men were remembering their wedding days. “It was dreadful,” said Fred. “I got the most terrible fright.” “What happened?
” asked Harry.”I married her,” replied Fred.
Two men were remembering their w…
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Two men were remembering their w…
Two men were remembering their wedding days. “It was dreadful,” said Fred. “I got the most terrible fright.” “What happened?
” asked Harry.”I married her,” replied Fred.
Two men were stopped by a TV new…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primary election.”I’m not voting for any of the candidates,” the first man said. “Idon’t know any of them.””I feel the same way,” the second man said. “Only I knowthem all.”
Two men were stopped by a TV new…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primary election.”I’m not voting for any of the candidates,” the first man said. “Idon’t know any of them.””I feel the same way,” the second man said. “Only I knowthem all.”
Two men were walking home after …
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. “Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death — we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?
” “Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”
Two men were walking home after …
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. “Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death — we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?
” “Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”
Two men who are out walking thei…
Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other, “Boy it sure is hot today. I’d really like to go into the bar and get a beer, but the sign on the front door says, “No Pets Allowed,” and I can’t leave Fido alone on the street.” The other man replies, “No problem, just stand by the door and watch me, and you’ll be having that beer real soon!” The second man reaches into his pocket and puts on a pair of dark sunglasses, and then walks into the bar. The bartender looks up and says, “Hey buddy, you can’t bring that dog in here!” The man says, “But I’m blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!” The bartender says, “Oh, okay then.” The man drinks his beer and leaves. The first man then puts on dark sunglasses and goes into the bar. The bartender looks up and says, “Hey buddy, you can’t bring that dog in here!” The man says, “But I’m blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!” The bartender says, “Oh really?
I’ve never heard of a Chihuahua seeing-eye dog!” The man, thinking quickly, blurts out, “Oh, man! You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?
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Two men who are out walking thei…
Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other, “Boy it sure is hot today. I’d really like to go into the bar and get a beer, but the sign on the front door says, “No Pets Allowed,” and I can’t leave Fido alone on the street.” The other man replies, “No problem, just stand by the door and watch me, and you’ll be having that beer real soon!” The second man reaches into his pocket and puts on a pair of dark sunglasses, and then walks into the bar. The bartender looks up and says, “Hey buddy, you can’t bring that dog in here!” The man says, “But I’m blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!” The bartender says, “Oh, okay then.” The man drinks his beer and leaves. The first man then puts on dark sunglasses and goes into the bar. The bartender looks up and says, “Hey buddy, you can’t bring that dog in here!” The man says, “But I’m blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!” The bartender says, “Oh really?
I’ve never heard of a Chihuahua seeing-eye dog!” The man, thinking quickly, blurts out, “Oh, man! You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?
“
Two men, sentenced to die in the…
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, “Son, do you have a last request?
” To which the man replied, “Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play The Macarena for me one last time?
” “Certainly,” replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, “Well, what about you, son?
What is your final request?
” “Please,” said the condemned man, “kill me first.”
Two men, sentenced to die in the…
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, “Son, do you have a last request?
” To which the man replied, “Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play The Macarena for me one last time?
” “Certainly,” replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, “Well, what about you, son?
What is your final request?
” “Please,” said the condemned man, “kill me first.”