Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, “You bite him ?
I’m driving.”
Two mosquitoes were buzzing roun…
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Two mosquitoes were buzzing roun…
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, “You bite him ?
I’m driving.”
Two neighbors were talking about…
Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman fire you?
“Replied the second, “Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman.”
Two neighbors were talking about…
Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman fire you?
“Replied the second, “Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman.”
Two Newfies landed themselves a …
Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, “Mick! I lost me finger!” “Have you now?
” says Mick. “And how did you do it?
” “I just touched this big spinning thing here… No! There goes another one!”
Two newfies walked into a pet st…
Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says “I want four budgies.” Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female?
Newfie-I don’t care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like?
We have yellow, blue, gr… Newfie – I don’t care what color they are, just put four budgies in a box for me. Is that too hard?
Salesman – O.K. O.K. The two newfies pay for the budgies and leave. They drive out to this high cliff in Newfoundland and the first newfie reaches in the box and pulls out two of the birds, grasps them firmly and jumps off the cliff while flapping his arms. Of course he SPLATS at the bottom. The second newfie looks down at his friend’s twisted remains and says “What a shame. this budgie jumping isn’t all it’s cracked up to be!”
Two Newfies landed themselves a …
Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, “Mick! I lost me finger!” “Have you now?
” says Mick. “And how did you do it?
” “I just touched this big spinning thing here… No! There goes another one!”
Two newfies walked into a pet st…
Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says “I want four budgies.” Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female?
Newfie-I don’t care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like?
We have yellow, blue, gr… Newfie – I don’t care what color they are, just put four budgies in a box for me. Is that too hard?
Salesman – O.K. O.K. The two newfies pay for the budgies and leave. They drive out to this high cliff in Newfoundland and the first newfie reaches in the box and pulls out two of the birds, grasps them firmly and jumps off the cliff while flapping his arms. Of course he SPLATS at the bottom. The second newfie looks down at his friend’s twisted remains and says “What a shame. this budgie jumping isn’t all it’s cracked up to be!”
Two nuns were driving alone out …
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. “I’m sorry, sister,” said the attendant, “but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamberpot. The nuns agreed that this would be fine. They returned to the car.As they were pouring the gasoline into the tank, a man drove by, stopped his car, and said, “Oh sister, if only I had your faith.”
Two nuns were driving alone out …
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. “I’m sorry, sister,” said the attendant, “but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamberpot. The nuns agreed that this would be fine. They returned to the car.As they were pouring the gasoline into the tank, a man drove by, stopped his car, and said, “Oh sister, if only I had your faith.”