Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !That’s not a worm sir, it’s your sausage ?

Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!Yes sir, it’s the hot water that kills them.

Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!What do you expect for $1 – a live one?

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup !Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !

Waiter, there’s a fly in my custard !I’ll fetch him a spoon sir !

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Don’t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get ’em.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Couldn’t be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, there’s no extra charge!