Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or they’ll all be wanting one.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!No sir, that’s a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup!Then we’ve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.

Waiter, Waiter there’s a fly in my ice-cream !Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !

Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.

Waiter, waiter! There’s a mosquito in my soup. Don’t worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !

Waiter, waiter! There’s a dead spider in my soup. Yes, ma’am, they can’t stand the boiling water.

Waiter, waiter! There’s a wasp in my dessert. So that’s where they go to in the winter.