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Well, a man was driving down a c…
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started walking in a meadow. As he walked, he came upon a hole. Wanting to see how deep it was, he threw a pebble down. No sound. So he threw a medium-sized rock down. No sound. The man started to get frustrated, so he threw a boulder down. No sound. As he searched about, he spotted a railroad beam. He hauled it over to the hole, and shoved it in. No sound. He sat down on the ground, exhausted. Suddenly, he saw a goat running at him, full speed. He leaped up, and it brushed past him, and fell in the hole. He listened, but there was no sound. He sat down again. A few minutes later, a farmer came walking up. The man asked him, “How deep is this hole?
” The farmer said, “Oh. Thats the bottomless pit. It never ends. Say, have you seen my prize goat?
” The man, not wanting to g et the blame, said, “No.” The farmer said, “Oh well. He can’t get far. He was tied to a railroad beam.”
What 8-letter word has one lette…
What 8-letter word has one letter in it?
Envelope.
What “bus” crossed the ocean?Col…
What “bus” crossed the ocean?
Columbus.
What a woman says: “This place i…
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you’ll have no clothes to wear, if we don’t do laundry right now!”What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C’mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now !
What advice to cows give?Turn th…
What advice to cows give?
Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
What aftershave do monsters wear…
What aftershave do monsters wear?
Brute.
What animal always goes to bed w…
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?
A horse !
What animal do you look like whe…
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?
A little bear !
What animals are poor dancers?Fo…
What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.