WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
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WARNING: consumption of alcohol …
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
We have a young married couple i…
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are trulyinseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Policemen and adog.
Was the principal’s brother real…
Was the principal’s brother really a missionary?
He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !
We have women in the military, b…
We have women in the military, but they don’t put us in the front lines. They don’t know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, ‘You see the enemy over there?
They say you look fat in those uniforms.’
Webster’s Dictionary definition …
Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can’t stand 1 bit of competition.
We spend the first twelve months…
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!