What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
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What are crisp, like milk and go…
What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them ?
Mice Krispies !
What are hurricanes with a centr…
What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?
-Hurricanes with cataracts
What are prehistoric monsters ca…
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?
A dinosnore !
What are pupils at ghost schools…
What are pupils at ghost schools called?
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
What are some outstanding hambur…
What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?
Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!
What are spiders webs good for ?…
What are spiders webs good for ?
Spiders !
What are the aardvark’s favorite…
What are the aardvark’s favorite Beatle’s songs?
It’s Been an Aards Day’s Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!
What are the cleverest bees ?Spe…
What are the cleverest bees ?
Spelling bees !
What are the four food groups?Fo…
What are the four food groups?
For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast.For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.