What are the hottest days during summer?
Sun-days
What are the hottest days during summer?
Sun-days
What are the most athletic rodents?
Track and field mice.
What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?
Pigpockets.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
Holstaines
What are the three fastest means of communication?
Internet, telephone, telawoman.
What are the two greatest lies?
“The check is in the mail,” and “I promise I won’t cum in your mouth.”
What are you going to be when you get out of school?
An old man!
What are you doing?
I’m trying to call Washington! Oh, haven’t you heard?
He’s dead!
What are three words you dread the most while making love?
“Honey, I’m home.”
What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues