What asks no question but demands an answer?
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
What asks no question but demands an answer?
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
What are your two favourite times to party?
Daytime and night-time!
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey !
What bee is good for your health ?
Vitamin bee !
What birds spend all their time on their knees ?
Birds of prey !
What birds are found in Portugal ?
Portu-geese !
What bird tastes just like butter ?
A stork !
What bit of fish doesn’t make sense ?
The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.