What car do insects drive?
A Volkswagen automobile.
What car do insects drive? A Vol…
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What cloud is so lazy because it…
What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?
-Fog
What cheese is made backwards? E…
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What Central American country ha…
What Central American country has the most spooks?
Ghosta Rica!
What comes out at night and goes…
What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.
What color is a chameleon on a m…
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What country do cows love to vis…
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand!
What could you do if you were on…
What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water?
Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
What command does the aardvark g…
What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?
Snout about!
What criminal doesn’t take baths…
What criminal doesn’t take baths?
A dirty crook.