What did one candle say to the other?
“Don’t birthdays burn you up?
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What did one dairy cow say to an…
What did one dairy cow say to another?
Got milk?
What did one chicken say to the …
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours !”
What did one centipede say to th…
What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?
You’ve got a lovely pair of legs, You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs ….!
What did one frog say.to the oth…
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies!
What did one flea say to the oth…
What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?
Shall we walk home or take a dog ?
What did one firefly say to the …
What did one firefly say to the other ?
Got to glow now !
What did one maggot say to the o…
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one, then!
What did one keyboard say to the…
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
Sorry, you’re not my type.
What did one ghost say to anothe…
What did one ghost say to another?
I’m sorry, but I just don’t believe in people.