What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?
To e or not to e, that is the question.
What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?
To e or not to e, that is the question.
What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?
A knight light
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
“Are you my mother?
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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?
“Looks like rein dear”
What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?
Paul, stop monkeying around!
What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?
Fished, but he didn’t catch much. He only had two worms !
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ?
A year older on his birthday !
What did one bell say to the other?
“Be my valenchime!”
What did one amorous flea say to the other?
I love you aw-flea.
What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?
“Am I exhausted!”