What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers!
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers!
What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?
May the force e-with you.
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?
I did not have textual relations with that woman.
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish’s brain in the body of his dog?
I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
What did Frankenstein’s monster say when he was struck by lightning?
Thanks, I needed that.
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?
Fancy a bite ?
What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?
He gave tanks.
What did God say after she made Eve?
“Practice makes perfect.”
What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?
As little as possible, dummy!
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!