What did the apple say to the apple pie?
“You’ve got some crust.”
What did the apple say to the ap…
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What did the baby chick say when…
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?
‘Dad, dad, look what marma-laid’ !
What did the astronaut see on hi…
What did the astronaut see on his skillet?
Unidentified frying (flying) objects.
What did the baby dolphin do whe…
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn’t get his way?
He whale-d
What did the baby elephant get w…
What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?
Out of the way !
What did the baby owl’s parents …
What did the baby owl’s parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
You’re not owld enough.
What did the baby skunk want to …
What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?
A big stinker!
What did the banana say to the v…
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
“I don’t know why you’re shaking…she’s gonna EAT me!”
What did the bald man say when h…
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it !
What did the bee say to the naug…
What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?
Bee-hive yourself !