What did Santa Claus’s wife say during a thunderstorm?
‘Come and look at the rain, dear.’
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What did Paul Revere say when he…
What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?
Giddy up horsey !
What did one tooth say to the ot…
What did one tooth say to the other?
Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
What did the aardvark say when h…
What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?
If you can’t beat ’em, eat ’em!
What did Tarzan say when he saw …
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?
Here come the elephants
What did the Abominable Snowman …
What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?
He ate the dentist.
What did the alien say when his …
What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?
Take me to your breeder !
What did the alien say to the ga…
What did the alien say to the gas pump ?
Don’t you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I’m talking to you !
What did the angry man sing when…
What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?
“I must throw that doggie out the window !”!
What did the answering machine s…
What did the answering machine say to the telephone?
Take my word for it.