Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they don’t admit it.
Democrats do much of their shopp…
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Democrat men like to watch footb…
Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.
Delta Airlines recently introduc…
Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in asking, “What trip?
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Delmer: How’d you like the play …
Delmer: How’d you like the play last night over at the high school?
Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second. Delmer: Why didn’t you stay?
Parley: I couldn’t wait that long. It said on the program, ‘Two Years Later.’
Delivering a speech at a banquet…
Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes he expected to repeat at meetings the next day.Because he wanted to use the jokes again, he requested the reporters to omit them from any accounts they might turn in to their newspapers.A cub reporter, in commenting on the speech, ended his piece with the following: “The minister told a number of stories that cannot be published.”
Definition:Politics Poli (Poly):…
Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many…. Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
Democrats’ favorite Christmas mo…
Democrats’ favorite Christmas movie is “Miracle on 34th Street.” Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is “It’s a Wonderful Life.” Right-Wing Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is “Die Hard.”
Democrats’ favorite Christmas ca…
Democrats’ favorite Christmas carol is “Deck the Halls.” Young Democrat’s favorite Christmas carol is “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.” Republican’s favorite Christmas carol is “White Christmas.” Young Republicans’ favorite Christmas carol is “White Christmas.”
Democrats wear wide red ties and…
Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.
Democrats let their kids open al…
Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.