What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?
A stole.
What did the burglar give his wi…
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What did the bunny want to do wh…
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What did the cannibal have for l…
What did the cannibal have for lunch?
Baked beings (beans).
What did the calf say to the sil…
What did the calf say to the silo?
“Is my fodder in there?
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What did the bus conductor say t…
What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
Hop on.
What did the cannibal say to the…
What did the cannibal say to the explorer?
”Nice to meat you”!
What did the cannibal say when h…
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
What did the cannibal’s parents …
What did the cannibal’s parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ?
‘Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!’
What did the cannibal say when h…
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn’t eat another mortal.
What did the cat do when he swal…
What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?
He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !