What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?
I’m paw !
What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?
I’m paw !
What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?
I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?
She kicked the bucket !
What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.
What did the confused bee say ?
To bee or not to bee !
What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
Gimme a slug of whiskey.
What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
“Well, doggone !”
What did the dentist say to the computer?
…This won’t hurt a byte
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it’s a gift!
What did the dentist say to the golfer?
“You have a hole in one. “