What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?
With any luck you’ll be able to get up for a spell.
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What did the dentist see at the …
What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
…A molar bear
What did the dog do with the his…
What did the dog do with the history professor?
They got together and talked over old times.
What did the dog do when the pan…
What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?
Bit him, naturally.
What did the dog get when he mul…
What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?
The wrong answer.
What did the dog say to the pig?…
What did the dog say to the pig?
You are just a bore.
What did the dog say when he cha…
What did the dog say when he chased his tail?
This is the end.
What did the dog take when he wa…
What did the dog take when he was run down?
The license number of the car that hit him.
What did the dog use to make his…
What did the dog use to make his kite?
Flypaper.
What did the earwig say as it fe…
What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?
Ear we go !