What did the dog use to make his kite?
Flypaper.
What did the dog use to make his…
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What did the egg say to the boil…
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
“How can you expect me to get hard so fast?
I just got laid a minute ago.”
What did the egg say to the boil…
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
“How can you expect me to get hard so fast?
I just got laid a minute ago.”
What did the egg say to the boil…
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
“It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night.”
What did the elephant say to his…
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
“I love you a ton!”
What did the elephant say when i…
What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?
Look out for the mice!
What did the elephant say to the…
What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?
It’s ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
What did the envelope say to the…
What did the envelope say to the stamp?
“Stick with me and we’ll go places.”
What did the elephant say when t…
What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?
This is the end of me !
What did the Eskimo schoolboy sa…
What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?
What’s an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?