What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
What did the Eskimo children sin…
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What did the farmer say when all…
What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?
I’m on the horns of a dilemma here !
What did the farmer call the cow…
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?
An udder failure !
What did the farmer say when he …
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ?
Wheres my tractor!
What did the farmer say when his…
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn’t fit into the pen?
“There’s more there than meets the sty.”
What did the female mushroom say…
What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?
“He’s a real fun guy [fungi].”
What did the fat pig say when th…
What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough?
“I’m afraid that’s all going to waist.”
What did the fireman say when th…
What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?
“Holy smoke!”
What did the fireman’s wife get …
What did the fireman’s wife get for Christmas ?
A ladder in her stocking !
What did the fish do when his pi…
What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?
He called the piano tuna!