What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?
Sorry, it was a freak hic!
What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?
Sorry, it was a freak hic!
What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?
Hallowieners!
What did the Gorilla call his first wife?
His prime-mate!
What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, ‘Clean Washroom’?
He cleaned it!
What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?
He brought it to school and said, ‘An Ape-lle for the teacher!’
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?
Listen baby, I think I’m falling for you!
What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show?
Welcome back, Cutter!
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded ‘not guilty’?
I’ve been flamed!
What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?
‘Hot dog!’