What did the hail storm say to the roof?
-Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles
What did the hail storm say to the roof?
-Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
Listen, hotshots, don’t monkey around with me!
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?
That hit the spots !
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn’t pay his bill ?
“Pack your trunk and clear out !”
What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?
Stop playing it cagey!
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?
That hit the spots !
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
-Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze
What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website….Hyp, Hyp Hooray.