What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
“Hey, what’s eating you?
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What did the idiot do to the fle…
What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?
Shot it!
What did the impatient waiter as…
What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?
Is that your final ant, sir!
What did the jack say to the car…
What did the jack say to the car?
“Can I give you a lift?
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What did the judge say when a sk…
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!
What did the judge say when the …
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court!
What did the lions say to his cu…
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?
‘Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.’
What did the lightning bolt say …
What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?
-Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark
What did the little ghost give h…
What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother’s Day?
A booquet of flowers.
What did the little ghost eat fo…
What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
A booloney sandwich!