What did the maggot say to another ?
What’s a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !
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What did the Loch Ness Monster s…
What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?
Long time no sea.
What did the little kid do with …
What did the little kid do with the dead battery?
He buried it.
What did the mama pig say when j…
What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?
“Don’t tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.”
What did the mama pig say to her…
What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?
“Behave or Frankenswine will get you.”
What did the magician say when h…
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
What did the maggot say to his f…
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?
Worm your way out of that one !
What did the man put on his car …
What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?
An extra muffler.
What did the man do when he got …
What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?
He exploded.
What did the metric alien say ?T…
What did the metric alien say ?
Take me to your litre !