What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?
Boy do we have problems.
What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?
Boy do we have problems.
What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?
“Who said talk is cheap?
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What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers?
Oh good! A chew chew train!
What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey?
“Pleased to eat you!”
What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?
‘I feel abominable.’
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you’re spooken to.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
“Hey! Look at the cow’s nest!”
What did the mouse say to the webcam?
Cheese.
What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?
Stop crying and viper your nose !
What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?
“Don’t get your sheets dirty!”