What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs!
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs!
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?
Stop crying and viper your nose.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese.
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
“I love you with all my art!”
What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?
The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
You take me for grunted.
What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?
Polly want a quacker!
What did the parrot say on Independence Day?
Polly wants a firecracker!
What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.