What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?
Egyptian dummies.
What did the Pharaohs use to kee…
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What did the Pharaohs use to kee…
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?
Egyptian dummies.
What did the pay phone say when …
What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?
Money’s tight these days!
What did the parrot say when he …
What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
What did the pig say when he fou…
What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?
“Mmm. Canapes.”
What did the pig do when a beetl…
What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?
He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.
What did the pig call a manuscri…
What did the pig call a manuscript?
A shoat story.
What did the pig say when it fou…
What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?
“Yum Yum.”
What did the pig say when his br…
What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?
“Heavy!”
What did the police officer say …
What did the police officer say to his stomach?
I’ve got you under a vest.