What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?
-Your pants are on backwards
What did the really ugly man do for a living ?
He posed for Halloween masks !
What did the really ugly man do for a living?
He posed for Halloween masks.
What did the really ugly man do for a living?
He posed for Halloween masks.
What did the rich socialite’s parrot say?
Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?
If at first you don’t succeed – you’re fired!
What did the sardine call the submarine ?
A can of people !
What did the scornful owl say?
Twit twoo.