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If at first you don’t succeed Fry, Fry again
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What did the silly boy take his …
What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?
Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.
What did the slug say as he slip…
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies!
What did the snake say to the co…
What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?
Hiss is the end of the line for you !
What did the snake say when he w…
What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?
Thank you, I’ll just have a slither.
What did the snake say when anot…
What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?
Don’t asp me !
What did the snake say when offe…
What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?
Thanks, I’ll just have a sliver !
What did the spider say to the b…
What did the spider say to the bee ?
Your honey or your life !
What did the snowman order at Ma…
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ?
Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
What did the spider say when he …
What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?
Darn it !