What did the spider say to the fly ?
We’re getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?
What did the spider say to the fly ?
We’re getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?
What did the stupid ghost do?
He used to climb over walls.
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
“I’ve become attached to you.”
What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?
I’m sorry to leave, now that I’ve almost bought the place.
What did the tooth say to the dentist?
“Fill ‘er up!”
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
…Fill me in when you get back
What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
“Quack! Quack! Quack!”
What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?
Best vicious . . .
What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?
The dentist.