What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?
He cut all his fingers off !
What did the vampire do to stop …
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What did the wife spider say to …
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?
Your spinning me a yarn here !
What did the wife say to the und…
What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?
Stop beating a dead hearse!
What did the worm say to the oth…
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?
Where in earth have you been !
What did the woodworm say to the…
What did the woodworm say to the chair ?
It’s been nice gnawing you !
What did the witch say to the ug…
What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
I’d put a curse on you – but somebody beat me to it!
What did the young witch say to …
What did the young witch say to her mother ?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
What did the worm want to do whe…
What did the worm want to do when he grew up?
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
What did the young witch say to …
What did the young witch say to her mother?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
What did they call Dracula when …
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire!