What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn’t recognize them!
What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn’t recognize them!
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?
I don’t know, I wasn’t invited !
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?
Tweetie Pie !
What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?
Rink injustice!
What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time?
How the meaty have fallen!
What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?
Cook-a-doodle-do!
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?
Bronto-snore-us !
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?
Mice cubes !
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?
You’ve got no beef, soldier!
What did you get for your birthday?
Another year!