What did you learn in school today?
Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
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What did you think of our websit…
What did you think of our website?
A little bit tacky.
What did you say to the policema…
What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?
Oh give it arrest.
What didn’t Adam and Eve have th…
What didn’t Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?
Parents.
What diploma do criminals get?Th…
What diploma do criminals get?
The third degree.
What disease do horses fear most…
What disease do horses fear most?
Hay Fever!
What do a pizza delivery man and…
What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it but they can’t eat it.
What do a hurricane, a tornado, …
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your house!
What do actuaries do to liven up…
What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
Invite an accountant.
What do accountants suffer from …
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
Depreciation.