What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?
Cross mouse cards !
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?
Cross mouse cards !
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ?
They both have ‘the’ as their middle names !
What do astronauts wear to bed?
Space Jammies!
What do astronauts put on their toast?
Space Jam.
What do baby pythons play with?
Rattle-snakes.
What do baby swans dance to ?
Cygnet-ure-tunes !
What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?
Wait at a buzz stop !
What do bees chew ?
Bumble gum !
What do builders use to make websites?
Com.crete.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!