What do birds say on Halloween?
“Trick-or-tweet!”
What do birds say on Halloween?
“Trick-or-tweet!”
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?
They think they are in a pickle.
What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
What do cannibal say when they say grace?
”We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!”
What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby !
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
What do cats read in the morning ?
Mewspapers !
What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby !
What do clouds want to be when they grow up?
-Thunderstorms
What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?
Coop-cakes !